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Monday, September 19th, 2005
11:39 am	You know, even in times of existential crisis, it's important to have laughter in one's life. That's why I've created the first ever fan community to hogwartslives, a sexy online comic by three super sexy anonymous artists. This comic has touched me in a deep place, and I'm sure I'm not the only one, which is why everyone should join and show their unwavering support for the genius that is hogwartslives. heilthesexy (12 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, June 9th, 2005
5:45 pm	Finch-Fletchley! Come out of there, Finch-Fletchley! (27 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, June 3rd, 2005
1:00 am	"Permanent Gender Alteration Spells are few and far between, but not only due to their innate complexity. Spells, in the general sense, are inherently temporary, fuelled by the energy of the Spell Caster, as any novice-level witch or wizard is well aware. Though it is still a heavily debated subject, the majority of experts and modern text authors in the field of basic Casting agree that spells can be classified as "organic" due to their tendency to degrade over time, however there is still an awful lot of quibbling over whether or not they can be considered "matter," the main opposing argument being that which is not solid cannot degrade. This argument tends to open an entirely new can of worms, the contents of which often includes but is not limited to: whether or not Conjured and Transfigured items fall under the grander category of "Casting," by what means "Casting" can be universally defined, whether the issue is at all worth arguing over, and if the person who brought it up in the first place would like a good thumping. A Permanent Gender Alteration Spell would require constant concentration on the part of the Caster, not to mention a particularly high skill level in Transfiguration. Potions would carry the same burden of the need for regular doses to be administered. There are as of yet no known successful cases of Magically Assisted Permanent Gender Alteration." Current Mood: distraught Current Music: Chimpanzeds - La Soirée (11 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, February 17th, 2005
1:52 pm	My bosoms have returned to me, and all is right in the world. Now if only Ronald did not have to lose his. Current Mood: disappointed (23 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, February 8th, 2005
9:52 pm	Please, please, everyone. While there is quite enough Millicent to go around under normal circumstances, there is certainly not enough to accommodate so many obvious desires for my company at the ball. Thus, I have reached a decision as to how my date will be chosen. I didn't want to do this, but you've all given me no choice. You must fight for me. To the death, or, to the naked. Whichever comes first, really. Triple the points if there is mud involved, lots of rolling about, and photographic evidence to, ah, serve as proof of your battle. Yes. Happy hunting. Current Mood: in demand (28 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, January 17th, 2005
7:28 pm	Because of the mounting hysteria regarding the rapidly spreading Gay epidemic, I contacted Mumsy who had once admitted, after one too many mimosas on Christmas morning, to having contracted the dreaded illness while attending a muggle university right after her Hogwarts years. Mumsy was understandably reluctant to talk about her experience, but upon hearing that I was in danger of contracting it myself, she immediately gave me some helpful tips, reassurance that should I indeed catch it, I would still be her and Daddy's little pooklet, and shared her own Gay stories with me. From the sound of it, The Gay isn't as terribly awful as one would be led to believe. Mumsy, for example, merely spent most of her time under the influence of The Gay reading pretentious poetry, campaigning for equal rights, and eating out with her roommate. Although sometimes some of the girls in her art class would join them and they would all eat out together, which hardly sounds very bad to me. I always have enjoyed Chinese takeaway, after all. Mumsy also said The Gay left her system entirely around the time she met Daddy and fell properly in love. Perhaps having the right man in your life makes you immune? Well, that would explain why I don't feel any differently after accidentally drinking from Pansy's water glass the other night. Oh my W00bie Widdle Hawwykins. Our universe-spanning love is yet again my saving grace. Current Mood: contemplative Current Music: Onia Cardinf - Not A Pretty Witch (9 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, December 7th, 2004
9:54 am	People really do get the silliest ideas. I'm sure that this invisibility thing was the work of one rogue Slytherin, aka Gregory Goyle. We really should not pin the blame on others when he is obviously guilty. Only he would deface a dead mans coffin. Current Mood: dead angry (8 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, December 5th, 2004
6:09 pm	i've heard rumours on the interwebs!!!!! MY INTERWEB JOURNAL CANNOT BE DISPLAYED!!!!!!!!!! My most private, deepest, innermost thoughts have been erased from this planet!!!! Does this mean I cannot google for interweb ladies???? ...BLOODY MERLIN!!! I'm using Bulstrode's journal!!! Bulstrode's!!!!!! I wonder if I can find im-a-ges of her expansive chest with this!!!!!!! GO FORTH INTERWEB!!!!!!! BRING FORTH SOME KNOCKERS!!!!! Why isn't the interweb doing anything???? My searching train is no longer chugging!!!!! What am I going to do without my interweb??????? Oh wicked. Interweb isn't broken after all!!!! Thought I might have had to get used to clean trousers!!!! Hey Bulstrode's provided a picture of myself for me to used!! Bloody wicked!!! Thanks Bulstrode!!! This is rather wicked hot using Bulstrode's journal. Just me, her journal, and interwebs of expansive chests. I can read through her deepest sexiest thoughts about...Why does Bulstrode want to marry Harry anyway??? Maybe I can find rumours on the interwebs about it. I wonder who Harricent is!? Bugger. Cannot find my distressed icon!!!! Have my wicked Ronmeister icons been erased from this planet as well?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Current Mood: like a sexy voyager! voyeur? Current Music: only the rumours on the interwebs!!! (14 Comments |Comment on this)
4:38 pm	Indeed, this is a peculiar dilemma. Here I am, minding my own business, when a wave of darkness tries to swallow up one of my few creative outlets. How is one to express one's individuality when one cannot even keep one's pony in one's personal stable? We've been foiled again, but we will not be foiled for long! Until we un-foil ourselves, however, I will manage, and thank Miss. Bulstrode kindly for letting me utilise her journal. She's like a little dove flying through a dark mass of big black crows. On a lighter note, I was so cool in swim team yesterday! My breaststroke was kicking! Perhaps, if I do note devote my life to yoga and the cleansing of the soul, perhaps I will become a swimming star. I am thinking deeply about how I feel about how I feel about this question, which has been presented to us in Wizarding Law and Ethics: A cruel Death Eater casts a spell on an innocent wizard so that, in 24 hours, if he does not die of the Killing Curse, a thousand innocent muggles will die. Only you know this, and no one will believe you, but it is true. You also know that no one will find out that you killed the wizard, if you chose to do so. Should you can cast the Killing Curse on the innocent wizard in order to save the thousand innocent muggles, and why? What would Kant, He Who Must Not Be Named and Sidgwick say? Who do you find most convincing? Why? Answer in no more than 3000 words. Let's see. Killing is obviously a work of darkness, so as much as possible must be avoided. Therefore, one should kill the innocent wizard to save the muggles. But no- one death is no more less important than those of thousands. Plus, what if the innocent wizard/witch is one's brother, or sister, or uncle, or girlfriend? Then their life will mean much more to you, and the right choice will be much less clear... and what if the young witch is with child, has 17 children at home whom she cannot feed, and her husband is very sick in bed? Or perhaps the muggles that are to die are all very old, mean, sickly, retired gang members. I guess they wouldn't be considered innocent then- would they? After all, they may have committed crimes, but they weren't expecting to be part of the curse. This isn't cool! I need to meditate on this now! Well, I think I know what He Who Must Not Be Named would say- let the thousands of muggles die and then kill off the innocent wizard afterward. Current Mood: confused (38 Comments |Comment on this)
4:28 pm	I'm on Millie's journal!!! SO HOT!! Oh, Millie, I don't want anybody else! When I think about you I to.... WELL, I LOVE YOU, MILLIE. Things have been disappearing lately. Things like my leg warmers, Blaise. And Draco. Has anyone seen Draco??? I tried sending e-mails to maybe half of the British population and yet nobody knows where he is. I feel so lost without him. I took up break dancing. Also, I have not been seeing much of Camera boy, because of the letter sending fest. By the way, does anyone know Voldemort's e-mail address? (17 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, December 4th, 2004
11:24 pm	:3 I solemnly swear that I love all furry things and creatures and shall never hurt, threaten, andslashor eat one ever again. Promise to Merlin, I do. =^o^= Millicent Bulstrode-Potter Current Mood: accomplished Current Music: Martin and the Miggles - Treasure Chest (7 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, November 12th, 2004
8:10 pm	I am a master of my craft. I do believe this is what they call matrimonial bliss. The ceremony was glorious, and while it technically isn't legally binding because the part of the priest was played by the animal handler, it is lovingly binding within the sparkling depths of my soul. Harry, Pumpkinface, I was thinking we could call our first child Chaka if it's a girl. Of course, a boy would be Harry Junior. What do you think, Snookie? I've composed a list of other names if you don't like it! Current Mood: content (7 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, November 9th, 2004
10:05 pm	Has anyone seen Mr. Fluffkins? I've been rattling his food bag for a quarter hour now and still no sign of him! Current Mood: distraught (7 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, November 8th, 2004
7:18 pm	A creative yet tasteful invitation. Current Mood: satisfied (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, November 7th, 2004
6:06 pm	Attention all Slytherins, Stalkees, and worthy peers. A certain miss Bulstrode has a birthday coming up. While I wouldn't normally want to make a big deal out of it, this is the New New Me (I'm every woman, it's all in me, etc. etc.) and she has survived another year. A very special, very monumental sixteenth year. She deserves a fabulous party. I've made some notes on the sort of gala I have in mind. An events coordinator, full waiting staff, and anyone with connections to a local menagerie would be very helpful. There's less than five days before the big Sweet Sixteenth. I would like it to be sweet. So chop chop! Current Mood: busily celebratory (11 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, October 21st, 2004
4:26 am	A poem. Obsessioné With hair as black as a moonless night And eyes a piercing green, but lacking proper sight Aloft his broom, no more than a tiny dot Under the orange sun, opressive and hot Hunting, undetered for the golden snitch Tiny, elusive, and oh-so quick Upon his Firebolt, the Seeker goes zoom Thighs squeezed tight around the lucky broom From the Quidditch stands I watch unseen The object of my affection, my obsession, my stalkee And despite his endless supply of CAPS LOCK and woes There is one thing I'm sure that everyone knows His eyes are green and his hair is black His name is Harry Potter, and Baby Got Back. - Bulstrode, Millicent. Current Mood: content (33 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, October 12th, 2004
12:28 pm	Although I'm sure my numerous doting admirers were positively distraught with worry in my absence, you can all rest assured that no harm has befallen me. After some much-needed Alone Time, I have arrived at three rather important conclusions, some more obvious than others. I've compiled a list of these conclusions to better help myself accept and come to terms with them. 1. Ronald will never be the man that a vivacious and mature woman, such as myself, obviously needs in her life. It is no fault of his own. My attraction was misguided, and my motives immature. I'm afraid to admit, I only liked him for his looks initially; the darling sprinkle of freckles along the back of his neck, and the curl of his lovely, carroty red hair when he was just fresh from a shower after a particularly straining Quidditch practice. His lower lip, worried in thought over the question on an exam, or a passage in his textbook. The slope of his naked shoulders, weary after a day's work, as he disrobes for the night and mmmmm. BUT I DON'T NEED HIM ANYMORE! And I feel no inclination to throw myself most shamefully at the feet of any other man (or woman) to fill the void he has left! I am a strong and beautiful person all on my own. I am a precious snowflake. I am woman, hear me roar!* 2. Hermione Granger has really done me no harm. True, she is a swotty little skank in a trashy skirt, in constant close proximity with my former obsession, but that's no reason to write in-depth lists regarding the various ways to maul and dismember her. I'm sure she's a lovely girl, once you get past the crude exterior, and I intend to do everything in my power to make right the wrongs that have been done against her. 3. Green is really not my colour at all. A shame. *This will of course not effect my stalking endeavours in the slightest. Even as a strong and powerful woman/unique snowflake, I won't be giving up the great and noble art of Stalkery. Which reminds me. Harry? How do you take your animal sacrifices? Previously dead, or freshly maimed? I would of course opt for the former, but you are the boss. (45 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, September 12th, 2004
9:25 pm	Calling all shirtless men. You may as well get it over with. Don't want to miss the boat, do you? Come on. Off with the them. It's only fair. Chop chop. I don't have all night. Current Mood: predatory (34 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, September 11th, 2004
10:49 pm	It's not easy being a trend-setter. Current Mood: replicated (84 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, September 5th, 2004
1:24 am	I HAVE SO MUCH DEVOTION, AND NO ONE TO GIVE IT TO. WHO WANTS A STALKER? Current Mood: curious (34 Comments |Comment on this)